Wednesday, December 03, 2008
Best Blonde Joke Ever
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..' He said with a deep sigh, . . . . .
'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..' He said with a deep sigh, . . . . .
'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'
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Here Madison started to warm up and dance-in the red sweater- although she kept her fingers in her mouth, was not sure about Snow White. The two little girls in the pink and the brown vest are twins Em and El from her daycare that take dance with her. The teacher behind her is her dance teacher Ms. Meridith. This was a Mommy and Me night at the Butter Bean store in town, was a way to get people in the store to shop and get word out about Tippi Toes in town. Madison loved the store and we came home with some hair attire.
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Madison got to meet a real princess last night Snow White, if u look close on the right side u c madison in the mirror (red sweater with fingers in her mouth) not sure what to think- The girl dressed up was her dance teacher a year ago Ms. Brittany.
Deer Attacks Hunter- Hmmmmmm

Tuesday, December 02, 2008
Congrats Dewey and Alice
Birthdate 12/01/2008
Birthtime 10:10 PM
Weight (lbs,oz) 6-15
Length (in) 20
Parents Alice and Chris
Birthtime 10:10 PM
Weight (lbs,oz) 6-15
Length (in) 20
Parents Alice and Chris
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