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Never Under Estimate A Woman

A man calls home to his wife and says, 'Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend...and also get out my rod and tackle box from the attic? We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. 'Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked. Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, 'Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?

You'll love the answer. The wife replies, ' I did. They're in your tackle box.

(never, never, ever, ever try to out smart a woman!)

Miss Joyce

All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady.

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady."Miss Joyce''; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies? 'I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.'Miss Joyce", that is very unusual. How old are you?''Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Miss. Joyce, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world? 'The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said: 'I outlived the bitches.'

From Samantha :)

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