Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Uncle Ivan
Happy Birthday to you
We love ya,
Heather, Paul, Andrew and Madison
Red Dirt Diaries
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Monster Truck Jam 08
Last night Paul and I took Andrew to see Monster Truck Jam at the Ford Center. He has a blast and we actually did too...Thanks to everyone that chased Madison around last night and were very happy that she went to sleep. (Mom, dad, Jake and Trish). Check out our photo link for more pictures from the show....Andrew love Grave Digger and announced last night the he knew what he wanted to be when he grows up...A Monster Truck Driver !!
Friday, February 22, 2008
Happy Birthday
To you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Daddy, Granpa
Happy birthday to you...
We love ya bunches.....
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Daddy, Granpa
Happy birthday to you...
We love ya bunches.....
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Only in OK
Only in OKLAHOMA!!!
Two rednecks are out hunting and as they walk along the discover a large hole in the ground.The first hunter says "Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the bottom, I wonder how deep it is?"
The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."The first hunter says " There's this old transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see". So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three,and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole with no hesitation, and jump in headfirst.While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up."
Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"The first hunter says " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"
And the old farmer said " Why that's impossible, I had him chained to atransmission!
Two rednecks are out hunting and as they walk along the discover a large hole in the ground.The first hunter says "Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the bottom, I wonder how deep it is?"
The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."The first hunter says " There's this old transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see". So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three,and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole with no hesitation, and jump in headfirst.While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up."
Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"The first hunter says " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"
And the old farmer said " Why that's impossible, I had him chained to atransmission!
Friday, January 25, 2008
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Fishing
I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly,
made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook
the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential
down pour.
There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I
pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered the
weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into
bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 20 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband
is out fishing in that?"
I still don't know if she was joking.
made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook
the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential
down pour.
There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I
pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered the
weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into
bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 20 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband
is out fishing in that?"
I still don't know if she was joking.
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Friday, December 21, 2007
Playing in the Snow
First snow that the kids got to see and kinda play in this year...They loved it just have to work with Maddie about not eating all the snow that she picks up and work with Andrew about not throwing all the snow that he picks up.
Monday, December 17, 2007
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Madison's First Dance Recital
More pictures in our album..Hard to snap a moving rag doll..She had a blast and loved it. She sat though the other two classes and never moved....Pictures are not too good since they girls moved and moved...Am very proud of her for doing so well. Thanks for all the family and friends that came and watched meant a lot to us.
Madison is the 5th one over from the left.
THE BULL !!!
A man took his wife to the village show and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '.
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR '.
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, 'That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.'They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, ' THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'.
The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said,'That's once a day! You could REALLY learn something from this one'. The husband looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'
PLEASE NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR '.
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, 'That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.'They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, ' THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'.
The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said,'That's once a day! You could REALLY learn something from this one'. The husband looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'
PLEASE NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery
Friday, December 07, 2007
Monday, December 03, 2007
TO AUNT RANDI
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Randi
Happy birthday to you
Love ya...
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Randi
Happy birthday to you
Love ya...
Sunday, December 02, 2007
TO TAWNI
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Tawni
Happy Birthday to you..
Love ya..
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Tawni
Happy Birthday to you..
Love ya..
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