Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have a kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say, "Great Keith Richard's mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ..." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives/ex-husbands live.

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Sister showing auntie trish her glitter on her face after dance on tuesday ;)

Hmmm notice anything...

That old saying like father like son..Grandma seems to think so :)

Wildlife Expo 09

Madison shooting her bow, she says she wants a bow so she can hunt with Daddy. She was even practicing last night with brothers bow.
Paul bow fishing as the expo, think we have found the boys a new sport. Ask him how he did shooting next time you see him.

Andrew getting his chance to bow fish. Ask him how he did and you will hear that he out shot his dad he got 3 out of 3 targets.

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Sister reading her new ballerina book

Trying to get more info from Dad!

Stillwater is going to have an ice skating rink for the holidays! November 27- January 10.

To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Marijuana " .

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13 . Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

It's Called... THERAPY

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Whats up yo yo yo ;)

To Our Grandpas and Grandmas!

All our love, hugs and kisses:

Andrew & Madison

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How we spent our labor day holiday- deer feeder, buddy stand and tower stand-all ready for deer season once we get them out to spots and completly put together ;)

Awesome!

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She was excited to b the only one in class and show off what she remembers ;)

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Madison was the only one in her dance class yesterday-we will give it one more week and see what happens we may find her a new dance place

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Daddys sweetheart and her babies, she actually has one stuffed in her diaper bag ;)

Yeah Kristen!!!!

Congrats to our friend kristen g, she placed 3rd on her peppers, 3rd on her burp rags as well as she entered a quilt- then today she called us on Saturday and she had placed 1st on her apple pie and 2nd on her pecan pie..Hope I did not miss anything...Way to go girl we are very proud of you.....

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getting ready to ride dumbo