Saturday, February 14, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Snoring & Deer Camp
The guys were all at a deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Dick because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Dick and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.They said, ‘Man, what happened to you?'He said, 'Dick snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.'
The next night it was a different guy's turn.In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, 'Man, what happened to you? You look awful!' He said, 'Man, that Dick shakes the roof. I watched him all night.'
The third night was Ken’s turn. Ken was a big burly ex-plumber; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. 'Good morning,' he said. They couldn't believe it! They said, 'Man, what happened?'
He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Dick into bed and kissed him good night. Dick sat up and watched me all night.'
The first guy slept with Dick and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.They said, ‘Man, what happened to you?'He said, 'Dick snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.'
The next night it was a different guy's turn.In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, 'Man, what happened to you? You look awful!' He said, 'Man, that Dick shakes the roof. I watched him all night.'
The third night was Ken’s turn. Ken was a big burly ex-plumber; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. 'Good morning,' he said. They couldn't believe it! They said, 'Man, what happened?'
He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Dick into bed and kissed him good night. Dick sat up and watched me all night.'
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
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Friday, February 06, 2009
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Never Under Estimate A Woman
A man calls home to his wife and says, 'Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend...and also get out my rod and tackle box from the attic? We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. 'Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas.'
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked. Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, 'Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?
You'll love the answer. The wife replies, ' I did. They're in your tackle box.
(never, never, ever, ever try to out smart a woman!)
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked. Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, 'Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?
You'll love the answer. The wife replies, ' I did. They're in your tackle box.
(never, never, ever, ever try to out smart a woman!)
Miss Joyce
All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady. Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady."Miss Joyce''; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies? 'I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.'Miss Joyce", that is very unusual. How old are you?''Ninety-eight.' she replied.
'Oh, Miss. Joyce, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world? 'The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said: 'I outlived the bitches.'
From Samantha :)
Monday, February 02, 2009
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Tuesday, January 27, 2009
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With this snow came ice they closed schools and osu today- and mom still has her sanity right now for a little while longer
Monday, January 26, 2009
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