Saturday, February 14, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Snoring & Deer Camp
The guys were all at a deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Dick because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Dick and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.They said, ‘Man, what happened to you?'He said, 'Dick snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.'
The next night it was a different guy's turn.In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, 'Man, what happened to you? You look awful!' He said, 'Man, that Dick shakes the roof. I watched him all night.'
The third night was Ken’s turn. Ken was a big burly ex-plumber; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. 'Good morning,' he said. They couldn't believe it! They said, 'Man, what happened?'
He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Dick into bed and kissed him good night. Dick sat up and watched me all night.'
The first guy slept with Dick and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.They said, ‘Man, what happened to you?'He said, 'Dick snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.'
The next night it was a different guy's turn.In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, 'Man, what happened to you? You look awful!' He said, 'Man, that Dick shakes the roof. I watched him all night.'
The third night was Ken’s turn. Ken was a big burly ex-plumber; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. 'Good morning,' he said. They couldn't believe it! They said, 'Man, what happened?'
He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Dick into bed and kissed him good night. Dick sat up and watched me all night.'
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
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