Saturday, March 21, 2009
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Back of her hair ms elizabeth did it for her she is excited-guess mom will have one more thing to do in morning ;)
Friday, March 20, 2009
Okay, here is a brain teaser for you. What if this was the only question on the exam to pass high schoolEnglish and earn your diploma. Would you graduate? What nine letter word in the English language is still a word wheneach of the nine letters is removed one by one? Take a few minutes to try and come up with a nine letter word thatfits the bill, then watch the attached video..... Well, just watch the video....because you're never going figure it out! Click on the attachment.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Never Argue with a Woman
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake,the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?""Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading""Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.""For reading a book," she replies,"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again,"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading""Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment? I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault," says the woman."But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden."That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?""Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading""Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.""For reading a book," she replies,"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again,"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading""Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment? I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault," says the woman."But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden."That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
Andrew's Ball Schedule
All games are played at Hafer Park located at 900 S. Bryant, Edmond:
March 24: 6:00 & 7:15
April 7: 6:00 & 7:15
April 21: 6:00 & 7:15
May 5: 6:00 & 7:15
May 19: 6:00 & 7:15
May 26: 6:00 & 7:15
June 9: 6:00 & 7:15
March 24: 6:00 & 7:15
April 7: 6:00 & 7:15
April 21: 6:00 & 7:15
May 5: 6:00 & 7:15
May 19: 6:00 & 7:15
May 26: 6:00 & 7:15
June 9: 6:00 & 7:15
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