Oklahoma Survivor Series

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Oklahoma is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Oklahoma Style."

The contestants will all start in Oklahoma City, then drive to Lawton, Altus, Weatherford, over to Elk City and up to Guymon. They will then proceed over to Woodward, Enid, Ponca City, Bartlesville, and Tulsa. From there they will go on to Muskogee, Poteau, Broken Bow, Idabel,
McAlester, and finally back to Oklahoma City .

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:
"I Love the Dixie Chicks,"
"Boycott Beef,"
"I Voted for Obama,"
"George Strait Sucks,"
"Hillary in 2012" and...
"I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Oklahoma City alive wins